Did you miss me?
No?
That kind of hurts my feelings, to be perfectly honest. If I wasn't already sitting here, beer in hand, I might have been inclined to get a drink. As it is, I planned ahead for your treachery.
Yes, it's been a while. A long while. Hasn't been easy to write as what usually came out was something akin to pure unmitigated hostility. But we all have those moments and periods. S'all a matter of plowing through.
Getting a new job helps!
That's right kids. After much too long, I finally decided to make some career progress. And wouldn't ya know it? I was apparently the most qualified candidate!
The fortune cookie was right.....
So come June 1st, a not so insignificant bump in pay and challenge await. Very exciting. Calls for a toast. Screw the toast. Calls for a sociable!
I must admit, some of my readers actually got angry with me for going so long without posting. So....I must have been doing something right. Or very, very wrong. Sorry folks. I'll do my utmost not to let it happen again.
Have I made that promise before?
Details.....
I'll be moving into my own digs come July. I know, deja vu. But it's really happening this time. Honest. I've even already started outfitting my kitchen with whatever I may not already possess. So yeah, it's pretty serious. My prized acquisition thus far being my Global chef knife. Gorgeous piece of cutting technology. Make that tomato your bitch!
In other news......yeah, I got nothing.
*starts dancing*
