So here we are....

....off and running.

Yet another dew drop in the ever expanding sea of blog. A different view point which may end up being eerily similar to a slew of other view points which likely started out with the illusion of being unique.

So let's get right down to the business of sharing my thoughts with little concern for whom they might offend. Ok, that's a lie. I do care if I offend you. You being the type of individual who will send mysteriously ticking mail my way via our ever efficient postal service. You, dear Sir or Madam, are the type of person who I will not offend. Or, failing that, will offer a cookie as an olive branch. Ah screw it, just take the olives, I want the cookie.

On a completely separate note, I just realized I haven't introduced myself. Nor do I feel compelled to do so. I'm sure there's a profile here somewhere you can look at if you really want to know. And with the ease of access to information, you can have that ticking snail mail off by morning.

Just so we're clear, yes, there will be swearing.

Fuck.

There. Ice broken.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got booze and food to attend to.